I tried taking the Hooligans' photo recently for Christmas, and my hair still hasn't grown back yet from where I snatched it out.
"Come on, hoolies, let's do this. Sit nice for me and you can have a Wheat Thin."
"Tasha, you need to move forward."
"Tasha, move forward so I can take the picture. You can have a Wheat Thin afterward."
"Tasha that's enough. I'm setting the Wheat Thins behind me. You can have one if you move forward."
"Look at me, Tasha. Not the crackers."
"Oh for Pete's Sake. Just have one now."
"Thank you. Now was that so hard?"
The Hooligans hope you're having a lovely Christmas season so far.